Russian Wife and Husband

A Russian woman turns to her husband and asks, “Who are we fighting in Ukraine”

Her husband turns to her and replies “We are fighting Ukrainian fascists, The United States and NATO”

“How are we doing?” She asks

“Well, we’ve lost over 100k of our troops, most of our advanced tanks and other equipment have been destroyed or captured. Over 20 generals have been killed, our economy is being crushed due to sanctions and there is talk of nuclear war and full mobilization.”

“Oh my god.” The wife replied before asking “What have NATO and the US lost?”

“They haven’t arrived yet.” The man replied.